New Members Added: 177/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Man working in the US for 25 years finally goes to get his green card because he wants to do the right thing, gets detained by ICE (newsweek.com) More: Interesting, United States, Citizenship, Mexico, Law, Marriage, Crime, Illegal immigration, The Seattle Times 628 clicks;posted toMain »on 02 May 2025 at 12:12 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 33 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (20) Funniest 3 hours ago So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. ImpendingCynic (21) Funniest Hey, remember when people actually believed MAGAts who said they didn't have anything against immigrants, they just wanted them to follow the law? (15) Funniest Waited 25 years and he decides NOW would be the best time to get it taken care of? Axeofjudgement (0) Funniest Look he's a Mexican that worked hibachi. He killed Cotton. (4) Funniest appearing for an immigration appointment... they "have no record of a warrant." Well, that changes everything. Donnie's slack-jawed supporters will finally understand that ICE is full of bigots. They certainly won't drop a one-sentence deuce that proves that they read 0% of the article. (4) Funniest They would've deported him before or after getting his green card, doesn't matter. (1) Funniest And it took the government over a year to even do anything about it? They filed this in 2022, and the government received it at the beginning of 2023. (2) Funniest 33 minutes ago ImpendingCynic: Hey, remember when people actually believed MAGAts who said they didn't have anything against immigrants, they just wanted them to follow the law? Bonus: just gonna deport the baddies. Internet Nomad (4) Funniest 33 minutes ago Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. If you are not born here it's easier for us to get you deported. Don't you see why we want to destroy birthright citizenship? So it's easier to deport the people the president doesn't like. Intrepid00 (7) Funniest 32 minutes ago Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. It only doesn't make sense if you don't see what is really going on. Evangelicals are back to outright running the government and back to being able to move on their hating of Catholic immigrants. Last time it was the Irish and Eastern Europeans. This time it's central and South Americans. (5) Funniest 34 minutes ago At this point, if you aren't a citizen, stay the fark away from ICE In fact, if you are a citizen, stay the fark away from ICE whatisaidwas (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Intrepid00: Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. It only doesn't make sense if you don't see what is really going on. Evangelicals are back to outright running the government and back to being able to move on their hating of Catholic immigrants. Last time it was the Irish and Eastern Europeans. This time it's central and South Americans. But we don't want the Irish (2) Funniest 31 minutes ago Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. If the game is living here illegally for twenty five years you are correct. (7) Funniest 32 minutes ago Weaver95: But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. He was not, in fact, obeying the law. He was working in the country illegally. While the wolves are in charge of the executive branch, it's important to be clear eyed about facts. He was in a terrible situation with absolutely no path to getting legal while remaining in the US. At the very least, he would have to leave to Mexico to reenter legally. This is the kind of thing you absolutely need money to pay for immigration lawyers to advise you. You don't just wing it and ask the wolves nicely. (1) Funniest 35 minutes ago Abox: Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. If the game is living here illegally for twenty five years you are correct. You still need a warrant to arrest someone. If a long time frame is enough for one, then at some point it would be better to never apply for a green card. (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago Now that they do not need warrants to raid properties and arrest possible suspects, we have entered the Last ICE Age. The Exit Stencilist (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. And that's for the best. America is for Nazis, Bible thumping fascists and morally and intellectually superior liberals who stand by posting snark online to show their disdain for those "other" Amerikkkans while being just as racist and fascist, but with a green and "progressive" sugar coating. Everyone else should stay the fark out of Amerikkka - YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE (4) Funniest less than a minute ago jvl: Weaver95: But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. He was not, in fact, obeying the law. He was working in the country illegally. While the wolves are in charge of the executive branch, it's important to be clear eyed about facts. He was in a terrible situation with absolutely no path to getting legal while remaining in the US. At the very least, he would have to leave to Mexico to reenter legally. This is the kind of thing you absolutely need money to pay for immigration lawyers to advise you. You don't just wing it and ask the wolves nicely. So instead of helping someone who very obviously contributes positively to our country and economy, the administration instead wants to smash those people down harder than they smash down on anything else. The only smart move here is to not play this game. And if you are forced to do so then cheating is your only real option. Autoerotic Defenestration (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. baron von doodle (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Weaver95: jvl: Weaver95: But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. He was not, in fact, obeying the law. He was working in the country illegally. While the wolves are in charge of the executive branch, it's important to be clear eyed about facts. He was in a terrible situation with absolutely no path to getting legal while remaining in the US. At the very least, he would have to leave to Mexico to reenter legally. This is the kind of thing you absolutely need money to pay for immigration lawyers to advise you. You don't just wing it and ask the wolves nicely. So instead of helping someone who very obviously contributes positively to our country and economy, the administration instead wants to smash those people down harder than they smash down on anything else. The only smart move here is to not play this game. And if you are forced to do so then cheating is your only real option. His Mexican food truck is taking jobs from true Americans. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Weaver95: So instead of helping someone who very obviously contributes positively to our country and economy, the administration instead wants to smash those people down harder than they smash down on anything else. I mean, "export every illegal" is literally what he ran on, and elections have consequences. Maybe if we could get liberals and the young to, you know, actually vote, we could avoid this sort of thing. I'm not saying the admin is not evil. I'm just saying an awful lot of young people decided they couldn't be bothered to vote against evil. The Yattering (0) Funniest less than a minute ago At this point, if you aren't a citizen, stay the fark away from ICE In fact, if you are a citizen, stay the fark away from ICE Remember me? mrmopar5287 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. He has no valid visa - they admit this. He is illegally present in the USA and subject to deportation. mrmopar5287 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago jvl: At the very least, he would have to leave to Mexico to reenter legally. Probably a 10-year ban on re-entry, so it would be a decade of staying home before he could think about applying to enter the USA legally. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Frankly, at this point in time, unless they are a Ukrainian or Hong Kong dissident fleeing for you life. I wouldn't recommend that anyone travel to America, for any reason. mrmopar5287 (0) Funniest 1 minute ago UltimaCS: You still need a warrant to arrest someone. LOL no you don't. the voice of raisin (0) Funniest less than a minute ago sniderman: Waited 25 years and he decides NOW would be the best time to get it taken care of? last year it wasn't a big deal the voice of raisin (0) Funniest less than a minute ago whatisaidwas: Intrepid00: Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. It only doesn't make sense if you don't see what is really going on. Evangelicals are back to outright running the government and back to being able to move on their hating of Catholic immigrants. Last time it was the Irish and Eastern Europeans. This time it's central and South Americans. But we don't want the Irish but what about the Dutch? Turbo Cojones (0) Funniest less than a minute ago mrmopar5287: Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. He has no valid visa - they admit this. He is illegally present in the USA and subject to deportation. Maybe you missed the part where he is married to a US citizen? Even the real damn Nazis extended protection to spouses of German citizens the voice of raisin (0) Funniest less than a minute ago 6655321: Now that they do not need warrants to raid properties and arrest possible suspects, we have entered the Last ICE Age. you mean the First ICE Age. they're just getting started (0) Funniest less than a minute ago ImpendingCynic: Hey, remember when people actually believed MAGAts who said they didn't have anything against immigrants, they just wanted them to follow the law? Did anyone believe that bullshiat? the voice of raisin (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The Exit Stencilist: Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. And that's for the best. America is for Nazis, Bible thumping fascists and morally and intellectually superior liberals who stand by posting snark online to show their disdain for those "other" Amerikkkans while being just as racist and fascist, but with a green and "progressive" sugar coating. Everyone else should stay the fark out of Amerikkka - YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE and then there's you (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Internet Nomad: Weaver95: So if you don't obey the law - get deported. But if you do obey the law - you still get deported. Strange game. The only winning move is not to play. If you are not born here it's easier for us to get you deported. Don't you see why we want to destroy birthright citizenship? So it's easier to deport the people the president doesn't like. They're already deporting US citizens. Displayed 33 of 33 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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